Tote Bags

Rizzmatized Organic Cotton Tote Bags aren’t just for hauling your groceries, overpriced farmer’s market flowers, or the book you swear you're reading—they’re for making a low-key statement without actually saying a word. Each tote features a bold pick-up line or sarcastic quip designed to turn heads, spark conversation, and maybe even get a laugh from that cute stranger in the produce aisle.

Think of it as your socially conscious wingman—100% organic cotton, reusable, sustainable, and casually hilarious. Whether you're running errands, hitting the library, or pretending to enjoy your oat milk latte at that trendy café, this tote’s got your back (and your stuff).

It’s not trying too hard. It’s just effortlessly cool. Like you.

So go ahead—carry your things, turn some heads, maybe start a convo or two. Because saving the planet is great and all, but doing it with a little wit? Even better.

Tote Bags