Collection: Mugs
Sick of swiping through dating apps like it’s your part-time job, only to end up ghosted by someone named “Josh 🐍”? Yeah, same. It’s time to log off, touch grass, and actually talk to people—wild, we know.
Enter: Rizzmatized Ceramic Mugs—your new favorite sidekick for IRL conversations that don’t start with “wyd.” Each mug comes decked out with a cheeky pickup line or a delightfully snarky one-liner, designed to break the ice faster than your last situationship.
Whether you're sipping at work, chilling at brunch, or gifting your chronically single bestie, these mugs are certified conversation starters. So say goodbye to dry DMs and hey’s with no follow-up—and hello to spontaneous, somewhat intentional, real-life interactions.
Because if you're gonna shoot your shot, you might as well do it while caffeinated.

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11 Oz Ceramic Mug My therapist says I’m finally ready for someone emotionally available… interested?
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11oz Mug 11 Oz Ceramic Mug Swipe Fatigue Survivor Still Optimistic-ish
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Decent Human Seeks Same
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Tried online Done With Dating Psychopaths If You Are Single And (Kind Of) Normal Feel Free To Talk To Me
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Wish I was filthy rich & sexy. However, if you would still like to talk to me go ahead please.
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Not to brag, but I’ve survived Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder. I deserve a medal- or at least your number.
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug I may not be verified, but I’m 100% real and 110% done with ghosting.
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug They say love finds you when you stop looking so here I am, pretending not to look.
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug If You're Nice, Can Hold A Conversation And Won't Ghost Me
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Looking For Someone Nice Not A Unicorn Just Nice
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Dating Apps Didn't Break Me But
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Emotionally Stable And Mildly Sarcastic Apply Here To Join The Team
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Please Be Kind I'M Not Emotionally Equipped For Another Dating Desaster
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug An Office Romance Is Pretty Much Out Of The Question
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Not Looking For Drama Just Someone Who Gets My Jokes
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11 Oz Ceramic Mug Swipe Fatigue is Real Send Help Or Snacks
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